A 6-month brand cohort · By FS Octopus

The Octopus Method.

The Octopus Method.

The Octopus Method.

Brokerage and education in one cohort. We open real doors in foodservice and alternative channels — and teach you to work them — so you leave with operators, distributors and a system you can run yourself.

Brokerage and education in one cohort. We open real doors in foodservice and alternative channels — and teach you to work them — so you leave with operators, distributors and a system you can run yourself.

6mo

Jul 1 – Dec 31, 2026

2

Category cohorts

$2,200/mo

or $12,000 paid in full

0

Competing brands per cohort

Who it's for

For emerging brands done waiting on the shelf.

For emerging brands done waiting on the shelf.

You've got product that moves and a founder who'll do the work — but you don't have a VP of Sales, a foodservice rolodex, or six figures to build one.


The Octopus Method gives you both: a broker opening doors on your behalf and the playbook to keep working them after the cohort ends. You finish with live operator conversations, not just a certificate.

The hybrid

Brokerage that does the work. Education that makes it stick.

Brokerage that does the work. Education that makes it stick.

Most programs teach theory or take a commission and go quiet. This does both jobs at once — we sell while you learn the channel cold.

We run your entire foodservice and alternative-channel sales — focused on driving sales and distribution into these small-format channels.

01

Door opening

We run outreach and warm introductions to operators and distributors in your category.

02

Live coaching

Biweekly working sessions on pricing, samples, distributor setup and the sell-in.

03

Live coaching

Foodservice 101, channel breakdowns and the operator math that wins awards.

04

Sample logistics

Ops support so samples land where they need to, when they need to.

Built non-competing

Category cohorts. So nobody sells against you.

Category cohorts. So nobody sells against you.

Each cohort holds one brand per sub-category. Your roadmap, your buyers and your pricing stay yours — and your cohort lead knows your category cold.

Cohort A

Beverage

Functional drinks, coffee, tea, sparkling and better-for-you beverage built for micro-markets, OCS, campus and c-store.

K

Katie

Beverage cohort lead

Cohort B

Snack

Better-for-you snacks, bars and grab-and-go built for vending, markets, campus dining and specialty retail.

C

Christine

Snack cohort lead

Operations & sample logistics led by Lew across both cohorts.

The six months

What the cohort runs like.

What the cohort runs like.

Month 1–2

Foundation

Channel fit, pricing, target operator list and distributor strategy locked.

Month 2–4

Outreach

Door opening begins. Samples out, first operator conversations live.

Month 4–5

Sell-in

Follow-through on warm doors, GPO/contract paths and distributor setup.

Month 6

Handoff

You take the system in-house with a live pipeline and the playbook to run it.

Pricing

One cohort. Two ways to pay.

One cohort. Two ways to pay.

Best Value

Monthly

$2,200

per month · 6 months

Full brokerage + education

Biweekly coaching sessions

Category cohort seat

Sample logistics support

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Paid in full

$12,000

one payment · save $1,200

Everything in monthly

Priority door-opening queue

One payment, no monthly admin

Locks your category seat first

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Questions

Before you apply.

Before you apply.

Do you take a commission on what you sell?

No. The Octopus Method is a flat cohort fee. We don't take commission, equity or a cut of the doors we open — the relationships you build are yours.

Do you take a commission on what you sell?

No. The Octopus Method is a flat cohort fee. We don't take commission, equity or a cut of the doors we open — the relationships you build are yours.

What does "non-competing" actually mean?

What does "non-competing" actually mean?

Which channels does this cover?

Which channels does this cover?

What happens after the six months?

What happens after the six months?

How do I know if my brand is ready?

How do I know if my brand is ready?

Seats are limited by category

Apply for the cohort.

Apply for the cohort.

A short application — tell us your brand, your category and where you're stuck. We review every one and reply with a straight yes, no, or not yet.

A short application — tell us your brand, your category and where you're stuck. We review every one and reply with a straight yes, no, or not yet.

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fs octopus

Skip the shelf. Land the operator. Fractional sales for foodservice & alternative channels.

© 2026 FS Octopus LLC · Colorado

Skip the shelf. Land the operator.

fs octopus

Skip the shelf. Land the operator. Fractional sales for foodservice & alternative channels.

© 2026 FS Octopus LLC · Colorado

Skip the shelf. Land the operator.

fs octopus

Skip the shelf. Land the operator. Fractional sales for foodservice & alternative channels.

© 2026 FS Octopus LLC · Colorado

Skip the shelf. Land the operator.